Hello, you are entering the official eastermansite. One day, a man named Rhandford, at the age of 16, was infused with a toxin and a bunny. This resulted in combining the bunny's and his own souls in to one. Because it was fused with poison, it made a highly dangerous bunny skin that was molded on to his body and was almost impossible to be taken off. It would have killed any normal person, but of course the toxin was inpervious to its owner.
Rhandford donned the name Easterman, and set out to free the world from the likes of villainy. He was, although,deep inside himself filled with shame that such a thing could happen. By the age of 19, Rhandford had became insane with trying to get it off. His mother excepted, and by the age of 20 the surgery had began. The doctors immediatly cut thru the middle of the rough skin, inspecting it cautiously. Two minutes later, a man with a black coat rushed in and hijacked the cutoff skin, but when he donned it he fell in a deep sleep for all eternity. For this reason people called him, 'The Sleeping Mobster'.
At the age of 23, long after the skin was removed, Rhandford fell in a long time of sorrowful things, and called at his work for days, always calling for "sick days" or "not too much work". By this time it seemed he was at death's door. 5 years later, at 28, he was the happiest he'd ever been. He never, ever, missed a day of work. He would email people and tell them of this peaceful time, of which he hoped to last for all eternity. But such was not so. He lived happily for 3 more years, and died at the age of 31.
This has been dedecated to easterman. May his dreams for justice live on forever.