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This is my favorite script, period! Itz called Mr. PushMe, and for a good reason. So what is it? Find out yourself...neat little example shown below!

EXAMPLE

Meet Mr. Push Me!

Rulez By cut and pasting this script on to your site, you are agreeing to take full responsibility for anything that may occur due to your, or "the scriptz" actions...Enjoy!
Cut And Paste <HEAD><br> <br> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> var alerted_already; var remark; function theytyped(form) { for ( j = 1; j<=remark.length && remark[j]!=form.myoutxt.value; j++){} if (j>remark.length) form.myoutxt.value = "Do not type here!"; return false; } function touched_frog() { if (!alerted_already) { alert(""+ ""+ ""+ ""+ ""+ ""); alerted_already = true; } return alerted_already; } function compute(form) { for (var i = 1; i<=remark.length && remark[i]!=form.myoutxt.value ; i++){} if (i==remark.length) history.back(); if (i==remark.length-1) alert("Dear Sir or Madam:"+ "\n\nIt has come to our attention that you have been harassing one of the buttons on the web. "+ "Although most buttons are understanding about this type of thing (being repeatedly pressed), "+ "several buttons have decided to form a support group and have petitioned the webmaster for funds "+ "to provide a secure place for rest and relaxation. Warning:"+ "\nCONTINUE AND YOUR BROWSER WILL BE CLOSED! - The Federation Of Oppressed & Abused Buttons"); if (i<remark.length) form.myoutxt.value = remark[i+1]; else form.myoutxt.value = remark[1]; } function initArray() { this.length = initArray.arguments.length; for (var i = 0; i < this.length; i++) this[i+1] = initArray.arguments[i]; } remark = new initArray( "Made By /EScriptz", "Thanks!", "Once is enough!", "Are you deaf?", "Go Away! Im not jokin!", "SOMEBODY STOP THIS GUY!", "I give up. Please stop.", "I SAID PLEASE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!", "O.K. I HEARD YOU!", "This is NOT funny!", "I give up...", "LAST WARNING! This is now a BACK BUTTON!"); alerted_already = false; </SCRIPT> </HEAD><br> <br> <!BODY><br> <center><br> <FORM name="buttons" method="post" onSubmit="return false"> <input type="button" name="pushme" value="Push Me" onClick="compute(this.form)" onMouseOver="window.status='LEAVE ME ALONE!'; return touched_frog()"> <input type="text" value=" " name="myoutxt" onBlur="theytyped(this.form)" onFocus="theytyped(this.form)" onChange="theytyped(this.form)" size=45> </FORM> <P><br> <font color=blue>Meet Mr. PushMe!</font><br> </CENTER>

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