Shania Twain's Lyrics Page!
this page features: "Honey, I'm Home", "Any Man of Mine", "You're Still The One", "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!", and "That Don't Impress Me Much"
"Honey, I'm Home"
The car won't start - it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows - got a run in my hose
My hair went flat - man, I hate that (hate that)
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress - I must confess
This could be worse than PMS
BRIDGE:
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
Honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Chorus:
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone - give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
This job's a pain - it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Oh, rub my neck will you
(CHORUS)
I'm home, that feels much better
"Any Man of Mine"
This is what a woman wants...
Any man of mine better be proud of me
Even when I'm ugly he still better love me
And I can be late for a date that's fine
But he better be on time
Any man of mine'll say it fits just right
When last year's dress is just a little too tight
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad hair day
And if I change my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
[Chorus]
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin'
fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine
Well any man of mine better disagree
When I say another woman's lookin' better than me
And when I cook him dinner and I burn it black
He better say, mmmm, I like it like that yeah
And if I change my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
[Repeat Chorus]
Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I like it that way
[Repeat Chorus]
You gotta shimmy shake
Make the earth quake
Kick, turn, stomp, stomp, then you jump
Heel to toe, Do Si Do
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache
Keep it movin'
'til you just can't take anymore
Come on everybody on the floor
A-one two, a-three four
Hup two, hup
If you wanna be a man of mine, that's right
This is what a woman wants...
"You're Still The One"
(When I first saw you, I saw love. And the first time you touched me, I felt love. and after all this time, you're still the one I love.)
Looks like we made it
Look how far we've come my baby
We mighta took the long way
We knew we'd get there someday
Bridge:
They said, "I bet they'll never make it"
But just look at us holding on
we're still together still going strong
Chorus:
(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I love
the only one I dream of
You're still the one I kiss good night
Ain't nothin' better
We beat the odds together
I'm glad we didn't listen
Look at what we would be missin'
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(CHORUS)
I'm so clad we made it
Look how far we've come my baby
"Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
I'm going out tonight - I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise - really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions - make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
BRIDGE:
The gest thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
CHORUS:
Oh, oh, oh go totally crazy - forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts - short skirts
Oh, oh, oh really go wild - yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action - feel the attraction
Color my hair - do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free - yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break - tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
we don't need romance - we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hand down
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman
"That Don't Impress Me Much"
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius - you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
BRIDGE:
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve - just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
(BRIDGE)
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me - you must be jokin', right!
(BRIDGE)
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me
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