THE REAL SLIM SHADY
Artist: Eminem
Album: The Marshall Mathers LP
Song: The Real Slim Shady
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
(Verse 1)
Yall act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
Its the return of the
Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didnt just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr Dre said
..Nothing you idiots Dr Dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Femenist women loved Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him walking around grabing his you know what
what, looking at you know who (yea but hes so cute thou)
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
my bums on your lips my bums on your lips
and if im lucky u might just give it a little kiss
and thats the message we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens vagina is
of course there gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannabals
who would rather rip people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wet your panty hoes, [sing the chorus and it goes...]
(Chorus)
Im Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Verse 2)
Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damm about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? [So you] guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera better switch [me] chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And [hear 'em argue] over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
(yea hes cute but I think hes married to Kim, hehe)
I should download [her] audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem [V.D.] (scream)
I'm sick of you little [girl and] boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just dont give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, Talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(chorus)
(Verse 3)
Im like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only diffreance is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar [coated] at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And wheather you like to admit it
I [kick Shit] better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you [wonder how can] kidz [eat up] these albums
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm [masturbatin' with Jergens and] I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I dont give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to out of your mind and out of control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
(chorus)
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