I was woken up the next morning as soon as the sun made her first appearance in the sky. I wanted more sleep, but I got up without complaining and went over to where the rest of the party was eating breakfast. I got my own breakfast, ham sandwhiches and water, and ate eagerly. Id never been so hungry in all of my life.
Okay, said Menkarden, after about twenty minutes. Its time to get going again.
Who died and made you King? Camri muttered as she mounted her house. Menkarden choose to ignore this comment and got onto his horse as well. I was just about to mount mine when the horse said,
Oh no! Not HER again! I tell you, I wont go through that again! No, not for all the oats in the Kingdom! No way! I am one of the Kings prize horses, not a common mule! I refuse to have this girl ride on me. Shes the worst rider Ive ever had.
I know what youre going through Chestnut, said Beths horse, This girl here, the horse raised a hoof and pointed it at Beth, Has no clue how to ride either, and Im not going to take it!
Me neither! Im going on strike! I am sick and tired of catering to these humans! said my horse
Thats a good idea, said Chestnut, So am I.
So am I, said Siris horse suddenly, Ive had enough too.
All right! said my Chestnut.
Power to the horses! said Beths horse.
Humans-are-un-fair! Humans-are-un-fair! the three horses started to yell.
Im going on strike too! yelled Menkarden and Camris horses and they too started to chant, Humans-are-un-fair! Humans-are-un-fair!
In less then five minutes, all of the horses had gone on strike and were refusing to take us a step further.
You, you peasants have lost me my horse, said the Great Zameri angrily. How dare you! I am the Great Zameri and you are just, just-
SHUT UP! Beth and I both yelled.
You deserve to be yelled at, said Camri furiously, Now we dont have any horses. Well have to walk.
I cant BELIEVE you two did this! said Menkarden.
US! I screeched. WE didnt do anything!
Its your fault the horses are on strike, Camri shot at us.
Its not OUR fault we never had riding lessons, said Beth..
It was YOUR horrible riding that landed us in this mess! said Menkarden heatedly.
Oh, shut up! Beth yelled, It wasnt our fault! How were we supposed to know the horses here can talk and-
Oh, snapped Chestnut, Just because were horses you think that means we dont have FEELINGS?
No, I-
That is discrimination! yelled Beths horse. You hear me?! Dis-crim-in-a-tion!
Humans-are-un-fair! Humans-are-un-fair! chanted the horses, louder then ever.
Well, now look at the mess you, you peasants have gotten us into! said the Great Zameri.. How dare you loose my horses! I am the Great Zameri and you-
SHUT UP!!!!!! We all yelled.
This is nuts! said Beth angrily. We cant go five minutes without someone getting into a fight!
Yeah, the only one who hasnt been arguing is Siri, I added.
Why dont we just walk? Siri asked.
Walk! Menkarden exclaimed. We cant walk all the way to the Deadly Forest! Its thousands of miles away!
You think the horses are going to let us RIDE? said Siri, pointing at the horses, who had grouped themselves in a circle around us.
Humans-are-un-fair! Humans-are-un-fair! they chanted.
We refuse to go one more step with you ungratefuls! said Chestnut.
You said it girl! said Beths horse. We dont need to take this! I am sick and tired of catering to the whims of you humans!
Yeah, we all are! said Menkardens horse angrily.
Yeah, weve had enough! said Siris horse.
You all dont have it nearly as hard as me! said the Great Zameris horse heatedly. Ive had to listen to that idiots mindless chatter ever since we started! I am the Great Zameri! You are just a, just a horse!
I think thosere the only two phrases he knows!
How dare you insult me! yelled the Great Zameri. I am the Great Zameri and you are just a, just a-
Keep your mouth shut! said his horse.
Yeah, we arent listening to one more word! said Camris horse.
Humans-are-un-fair! Humans-are-un-fair! the horses started chanting again.
Menkarden looked at the horses for another minute and then said-
Walking it is, and started off up the path. We all ran to catch up to him.
We walked for seven hours straight before Menkarden would let us stop for lunch. As we sat down and started to eat, Camri said angrily-
I dont know what makes you think youre the boss Menkarden. Im not going to take much more of this. You dont know everything, you know.
I know a whole lot more then-
But Beth cut in, Dont start again, she said desperately.
Yeah, lets just eat our lunch, said Siri.
Camri and Menkarden did so, but with much glowering and muttering in the process. We finished our lunch in fifteen minutes, with no more arguments and not much talking. We sat and rested for five more minutes before getting hoisting our backpacks over our shoulders and starting off again.
Walk, walk, and walk some more. Thats how the day went, with everyone staying perfectly silent. With the exception, of course, of the Great Zameri.
If you, you peasants had just let me handle things from the start we wouldnt be in this mess! I am the Great Zameri! I have been all around the kingdom! Ive been knighted twenty times! But noooo, you, you peasants just HAD to interfere. If you had just given me a free reign, wed be riding horses right now instead of walking. Ive a good mind to turn back right now, itd serve all of you right.
Wish you would, muttered Camri, but the Great Zameri didnt hear her and he went on-
You handled the horse strike situation most uneffectively. I couldve done much, much better. But nooo, you just had to do it yourselves, didnt you? Ive seen horse strikes before, I know how to handle them! But you, you peasants had to interfere with my work, didnt you?
Well, said Beth, At least we know that he can actually speak semi-intelligently.
You call that intelligent conversation? I asked.
He still cant get away from the word peasants though, can he? said Camri.
I think thats just a habit he cant break, said Menkarden.
Why you, you peasants! How DARE you insult me! I am the Great Zameri and you are just, just peasants! Ive a mind to-
Old habits die hard, I said, with a sigh.
After five more days of walking we finally reached a town. A small town, to be sure, but still a town.
Catmantaw, said Menkarden with a groan. We went in the oppisite direction then we were supposed to.
I TOLD you we should have gone east, said Camri angrily.
How do you know we should have gone east? Yelhsa said heatedly. Maybe we should have gone north.
Yeah, and maybe the grass is green and the sky is blue on some distant planet, said Camri.
Well, said Beth, I guess we should have gone north then.
Both Camri and Yelhsa chose to ignore this. They looked at Beth for a moment, but then went back to their argument as if she hadnt spoken at all.
You need to learn to show deference to your elders young lady, said Yelhsa.
WELL EVERYBODY, THAT'S ALL I HAVE SO FAR. PART 6 IS MY FAVORITE PART SO FAR. PLEASE FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW FOR ME. THANX A LOT!!
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