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Two oldtimers met at a 50 year reunion of their college class. "I know you," one said to the other, who responded, "Your face
is familiar, but I can't recall your name. What is it?" Following a long, long pause, the other asked, "How soon do you need to
know?"

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A rabbit is riding a motorcycle on the highway. While passing
a car, he knocks on the window.
The driver of the car opens the window: 'Yes ?'
Rabbit: 'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle ?'
Driver: 'No I haven't'
The rabbit drives on, until he sees the next car. While pas-
sing it, he knocks on the window.
The driver of the car opens the window: 'Yes ?'
Rabbit: 'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle ?'
Driver: 'No I haven't'

Then suddenly there is a curve, the rabbit sees it too late.
He crashes of the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man
runs to the unlucky rabbit. Covered in blood and surely dying,
the rabbit asks: 'Ever driven a Honda motorcycle ?'
'Yes I have. I had a Honda for twenty years' the man answers.
The rabbit asks: 'Where are the brakes ?'

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Wondering who Jesus Christ is, the little boy asks a bum in an alley. He asks the
bum, "Who's Jesus Christ?" and the bum replies, "Well, I am." The boy, not believing the
bum, asks for proof. So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the street and takes him
inside. They walk up to the bar and the bartender exclaims, "Jesus Christ, are you in here
again?"

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