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A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white," she replies.

This further confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers anyway, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At once, the boy's face lights up with understanding, and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding a toy fire truck down the street.
The truck was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever.
Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's privates, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly.
A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him,
"You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck.
" The boy nodded in agreement and said, "Sure, but then there wouldn't be a siren."

The grade school teacher noticed that nine year old Billy, her favorite
pupil, had not been doing too well in class recently. "What's been the
matter with you, Billy?" she asked.
"Well, I am in love," he answered in his best adult tone.
Repressing a smile at his precocious declaration, she naturally asked
"Oh? And with whom are you in love?"
"You."
"But Billy! While it's true that someday I will want a husband of my
own, I wouldn't want to have a child!"
"No problem. I'll use a rubber."

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