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A priest, a (protestant) minister, and a rabbi are out in a field.

The priest says, "Let's draw a circle on the ground and throw our money into the air. Whatever lands outside the circle, we
keep; whatever lands inside the circle, we give to God."

The minister says, "I have a better idea: we only keep what lands INSIDE the circle."

The Rabbi says, "Tell you what: let's just throw the money up, and whatever God wants, he can keep."

"Marie, put my wife on the phone," said Mr. Smith. Marie, the maid, said she couldn't because Madame was in the bedroom
with her lover.

"Okay, Marie, go to my den and in my file cabinet you will find my revolver. Take it and shoot both of them. I'll hold on."

"Yessir," said the maid, and a few seconds later two loud gunshots were heard.
"Good," said the husband. "Now go outside and throw the revolver into the lily pond."

There was a long pause. Then the maid said, "Lily pond? What pond?"
"Isn't this 269-8469?"

A little girl was getting a haircut from a barber, who gave her a cookie to eat to help keep her mind occupied.
As he was slinging hair around, he noticed some of it fall on her face while she was eating.
"Oh, little girl, do you have hair on your cookie?"
"Hell no, mister, I'm only ten years old!"

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