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This one is my favorite!!!!

My daughter and her husband, Monte, had flown to visit me,
and he held their baby in his arms as the passengers stood
to deplane. Noticing the baby's shirt, which said "Little
Terror," a woman commented, "I think it's awful to have your
child wear something like that." "But it's true," Monte
replied. "Well," the woman persisted, "I wouldn't advertise
it." A moment later, he shifted the infant a bit, and the
woman exclaimed, "Oh, his shirt says 'Little Terror.' I thought it said 'Little Error.'"

Two guys were sitting at a bar talking about their wives. "My old lady is so ugly," one said, "that the beauty parlor told her there
was nothing more they could do."

"You think that's bad?" the other man asked. "I took my wife to a plastic surgeon and asked him what he could do to make my
wife look better. The only thing he could think of was adding a tail."

Our school holds an academic competition each year, and
every entrant must pass a general-knowledge quiz. Helping
to grade the tests, I could see that one student must have
really struggled to answer the question "What is the oldest
desert in the world?" He had written: "Apple pie."

A man goes to an exotic tropical island for a vacation. As the boat nears the island, he notices
the constant sound of drumming coming from the island. As he gets off the boat, he asks the firstnative he sees how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says,
"Very bad when the drumming stops."

At the end of the day, the drumming is still going on and is starting to get on his nerves. So, he
asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been reminded of
something very unpleasant. "Very bad when the drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.

After a couple of days with little sleep, our traveller is finally fed up, grabs the nearest native, slams
him up against a tree, and shouts, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"

"Bass solo."

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