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Eighty-five year old man driving down the road spots an object ahead and stops to investigate. On close scrutiny it is a frog
who exclaims,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a princess and do your bidding."
The elderly gentleman swoops the frog up and puts it into his pocket. The frog incredulously shouts,

"I can't believe it, I told you that if you kiss me I'll become a princess and do your bidding, and you put me in your pocket!"
To which the gentleman replies,

"At my age I'd rather have a talking frog.!"

Three contractors, a black, a jew and an Italian, die simultaneously and arrive at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them
and says "Glad you're here. The elevator to heaven is broken. Since you're contractors, perhaps you could fix it."

He turns to the black contractor and says "Give me an estimate." The black guy thinks, and says "$30" St. Peter thinks this is
kind of low, and asks how he arrived at the estimate. "$10 for parts, $10 for labor and $10 for profit."

He turns to the Jewish contractor and says "Give me an estimate." The jewish guy thinks, and says "$99" St. Peter figures this is
kind of high, and asks how he arrived at the estimate. "$33 for parts, $33 for labor and $33 for profit."

Finally, he asks the Italian. "Give me an estimate." The Italian says "$230." "$230!!!" says St. Peter. "How'd you come up with
THAT??!!??" The Italian says, "$100 for me, $100 for you and $30 for the black guy." --------

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