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A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of
a movie theater. As he lay there breathing heavily, an
usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir,
taking up three seats. Didn't you learn any manners?
Where did you come from?" The man looked up helplessly
and said, "The balcony!"

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To me, this one is hilarious

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" . "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like this...Damn! There goes another one!"

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Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis.
"He's not my husband," she says. He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit. He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
"Wait a minute," she says. "He's noteven a member of this club."

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient, a man, has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor, doctor," says the man excitedly, and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off??"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

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