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These are some of the jokes I picked up on the web

A deaf couple checks into a motel very late at night. Upon moving into their assigned room, they go to bed. But in the middle of
the night, the woman has a headache, so she goes into the bathroom for aspirin. But she finds none, and remembers that the
bottle of aspirin is still in the car. Afraid to go out alone at night, she awakens her husband and asks him to go get the aspirin
from the car. The very groggy husband puts on his robe and toddles wearily outside. He finds the bottle of the aspirin in the
car's glove compartment, and gets ready to go back to the room when he realizes something: he can't remember which room
was his! He thinks and thinks and then gets an idea. He opens the car again and honks the steering wheel horn several times.
Within a minute, all the motel's windows lighten up -- except one window, and of course, he makes for the room with that
window.

One day a teacher was giving a lecture on philosophy, and had the class enthralled. It was a brilliant lecture. Suddenly, over his
head a bright light flashed and an angel came down and approached the teacher.
She said, "You are doing such a good job teaching this class, I have decided to give you one wish. You can have infinite
money, infinite wisdom, or infinite knowledge."
Thinking for a minute, he humbly asked for infinite wisdom. She tapped him with a magic wand and disappeared in a flash. The
class came forward to hear the first words from a man with infinite wisdom.
He said, "It would of been wiser to take the money..."

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the
cop.

"I juggle them in my act."

"Oh, yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives.
Another man driving by slows to watch.
"Wow," says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

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