April 28, 2005 She dumped me.......too bad for her. I can't believe that I got so concerned over bitches now. I mean, why the fuck should I care? It doesn't matter to me anyway. I'll find a new one, but I ain't gonnabe that concerned about it everytime now. REDNECK HOE! Wow, I finally asked this SUPER HOT chick if she'd go out with me. She was all like "Yeah, I guess". Yet another girl falls victim to the sinister plot of the evil badness that is ELI. I had a lot of complaints about the people I go out with, but those who don't like it can fuck off and eat horse poon. Yeah, another girl, and another way to update my faq page. Heh. September 24, 2006 Wow, been a while, but now I'm back. I've been dating Jessica for about......1 year, and like.....2 weeks? Wonderful going, still a virgin :( but who cares, she's fucking beautiful! Anyway, just thought I'd add that so I could say I did. PEACE!