Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minuites Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise yo mama so stupid when dad said its chilly out side she ran out with a spoon Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone yo mama so stupid she was locked in the food store and starved Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" yo mama so stupid she sold the car for petrol money Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller yo mama so fat she asked me the number for '911' Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too yo mama took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! yo mama so stupid she stole free bread Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" yo mama so stupid she sits on the tele watching the sofa Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th yo mama so stupid she thinks a quaterback is a refund