1 Excitable
Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2 Sociable
Shorts half t Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3 Crosseyed
Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4 Timid
Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5 Indifferent
All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6 Clever
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7 Worried
Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8 Frivolous
Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9 Absent-Minded
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10 Childish
Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11 Sneak
Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12 Patient
Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13 Desperate
Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14 Tough
Bangs it on side of urinal to dry it.
15 Efficient
Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16 Fat
Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
17 Little
Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18 Drunk
Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19 Disgruntled
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20 Conceited
Holds two-incher like a baseball bat.
21 Radical
Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall. |