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Would you like to join me?
Why, are you falling apart?

You've got the face of an angel
And you've got the face of a saint - a Saint Bernard

Am I the first person who has ever tried to seduce you?#
You could be - your face looks familiar

My friends told me all about you
What friends?

Hi there. I'd like to ask you what's you idea of a perfect eveing?
The one I was having before you came over

My ideal woman has to have a great sense of humour
Thats will have to be the only sense she has

I'm a magician. Would you like me to perform a spell for you?
OK, Can you make yourself disappear?

You're the best looking bloke I've ever seen
Thanks, I wish I could say the same for you
You could if you were as big a liar as me

Can I have your name?
Why - Haven't you already got one?

You seem to me like a sensible girl
Thats right - I wont go anywhere near you

Do you want to know why I'm feeling sad?
There's no reason, you're just sad

Can I have a tinkle on your piano?
I'd rather you used the toilet

I never forget a face
Neither do I, but in your case I'll try and make an exception

Try imaging you're in love with me
My imagination doesn't stretch that far

When can we be alone?
When we're not with each other

Don't go away - I'm just going to put the kettle on
Are you sure it will fit you?

Do you come here ofter
Not if you do

Do you think you could fall for me?
Only if you pushed me

May I introduce myself?
Certainly - try those people over there

Don't go - you'll never find anyone like me again
I certainly hope not

Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
No. It was just bad luck

You face is absolutely perfect
So is yours...for radio

You're just my type - you're a girl
I'm just my type as well, I'm afraid

Please talk to me so that creep over there will leave me alone
I just said that to someone about you

You look like a model
No, I'm real

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight
I'll go and see if I can find her for you

Where can we go from here?
I don't care, so long as you go first

It's OK, we can be together tonight. I've given my girlfriend the evening off
What for, good behaviour?

I've always believed in love at first sight
So did I - until I met you

You would be great to go on a camping hoilday with. Separate tents, of course
I'd prefer separte campsites

Do I get the impression that you're playing hard to get?
No, I'm playing impossible yo get

Shall we go all the way?
Yes, as long as it's in diffrent directions

Would you accept if I were to ask you out
Accept what - defeat?

I had no idea I would ever meet someone like you in here
I had no idea they would ever let someone like you in here

I think I could make you very happy
Why, are you leaving?

Go on, don't be shy ask me out
OK, get out

Your face is familiar - I might even say commonplace
Yours must have been a limited edition - limited because no onw else wanted one like it

What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time

You've got a smile that could light up a whole town
You've got a mouth that could accmmadate a whole town

What would it take to get a little kiss from you?
Chloroform

You probably think I'm mad coming up to you like this, but I have this strange urge to buy you a drink
I dont want anything to do with your strange urges

I haven't done this sort of thing before. I want you to teach me
OK, you go out of the door, close it gently behind you, and go away

I'd go to the ends of the world for you
Yes, but would you stay there?

Let's skip the awkward beginning and pretend that we have know each other for a while. So how's your Mum?
She told me I wan't to see you any more

Is your daddy a theif?
No
Then how did he steal the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?

Before I buy you a drink can you tell me if you like me?
Get the drink first. We'll deal with the bad news laterAre your leags tired? You've been running through my mind all dayYeh - I was looking for a brain cell

Can I have directions?
To where?
To your heart

Do you have the number for heaven?
Why?
It looks like they've lost an angel

Do you know where we are?
Why?
Because I'm lost in your eyes

Wow
Yuk

I'd like to take you to dinner
Sure - can you pick me up again afterwares?

Where is the toilet?
oh, I didn't realise you were house trained

The trouble with this place is some of the people that come here
Do something about it then - leave

I'm afraid I'm an incurable romantic
Well, you're incurable that's for sure

What would you do if you ever got chatted-up by a woman?
Warn her that I used to be one

Shall we introduce ourselves?
I already know myself, What about you?

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Trying to avoid you

Queuing is so boring don't you find?
It is now

Please take a seat
Where to?

How did you het to be so beautiful?
I must have been given your share

Can you give me your name, please?
I don't think 'Melissa' would suit you

Can you see me in your future?
No. You're already in my past

Isn't it boring here? Do you want to go somewhere else?
You go - that will be enogh to liven thing up.

I'm raising money for charity by charging for kisses
Never mind the kisses, just take the money

Fancy a swim?
I can't swim, so shall we jump straight to the bit where you resuscitate me?

I'd like to see more of you
There isn't any more of me

Every time I come here I've seen you. I'd like to know more about you
So would the police

What's the biggest problem in your life?
Look in a mirror

I like the way you dye your roots brown
At least I've got roots

What do you think of the music here?
Better than the company

Hello
Goodbye

Cheer up darling, it may never happen
It just has

Can you tell me the time, because I want to amke a note of the moment we first met?
I'll give it to you twice, because it's also the moment we spilt up

With you I've finally found what I've been looking for in life
With you I've finally lost it

Are you happy?
I was

How do you keep a idiot in suspense?
Don't know
Nor me. Been waiting for someone to tell me, actually

I drive a Formula One racing car
So why were you late?

Are you free tomorrow night?
No, nut i'm on specail offer the day after

I work in the music business
I know, I've been to your shop

What's your favourite film?
Kodak

What's your favourie flower?
Self-raising

How can I prove my love for you
In a court of law

Have you had a wonderful eveing?
Sure, but it wasn't this one

Hey, don't go yet...you've forgotten something
What?
Me

What sign were you born under?
'No entry'

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that sandwich you've just eaten
Yes, me too, and it involves running away from you

Can I phone you for a date? Whats your number?
It's in the phone book
But you haven't told me your name
That's in the phone book, too

Will you call me pretty soon?
I doubt it - you're not pretty now and I'd be surprised if that ever changed

I'd go through anything for you
Great, the exit's just over there

This is a an amazing coincidence...I'm single on the day that we meet for the first time
You'll be single if we meet again

Can I buy you a drink?
I'd rather just have the cash

God must have cried when you left heaven
Yes, and he held a huge party when you left

Would you go crazy if I went out with you for a couple of mouths and then left you?
I'd go crazy if you went out with me for a couple of months and didn't leave

When should I phone you?
Whenever I'm not there

You bring me out in a hot sweat
You bring me out in an allergic rash

Am I the light of your life?
No, you're far too dim

When will we meet again?
In another life, I hope

If we went on a date, how would you describle me to your friends?
If I was desperate enough to date you, I wouldn't have any friends

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