Triple H-The Crock.
X-Pac-Mizark Henry.
Road Dog-B-Lo.
Billy Gunn-Gunnfather.
Jason Sensation-Owen Fart.
"Gunnfather:Pimps up, Hoes Down, WEEESSSSSSSTTTTTSSSIIIDEEEE!!!!!
The Crock:Ya know the Crock, just came from the bathroom, and, wooo you should of smelled what the rock was cookin. I aint thinkin, you shoulda smelled what the Rock was Bakin.
B-Lo:The Rock was baking, brotha it was bacon!! (Goes to top rope and shakes head)
The Crock: (Does a peoples elbow imitation) As a matter of fact, When it comes the Crock and the ladies, and the Crock hits Rock Bottom, The Crock has no choice but to lay the smack down on himself.
B-Lo:Do ya hear that, the brotha smacks himself down!! (Goes to top rope and shakes his head)
Owen Fart: Well Enough is enough, and its time for a change!! So what, nobody listens to me, nobody gives a damn what I think. And what the hell am i doing wearing this ridiculous outfit? I look like a damn road sign! What the hell am I? A school crossing? Ya know, I tried to be a tough guy, but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in! And ya know what, I AM NOT A NUGGET!! I AM A BLACK HART DAMMIT! A WINNER! A SOLE SURVIVOR!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!! And if anyone smells what the rock is cooking, it's me, look how big my damn nose is!! What the hell am I? An aardvark?? WHOO!
B-Lo: What does the brotha look like, an aardvark!! (Goes to top rope and shakes his head)
Owen Fart: WHOO!!
Mizark Henry:Hey Hey Hey Rock! I dont know what your cookin, smells like Sh*t. But I think I'll eat some anyway. Hey Hey Hey...
The Crock:Ya know something Mark Henry...Mizark Henry, I know your the worlds strongest man, The Crock has a helluva body himself, but theres one thing the people wanna know, How do you get your pecks to go all the way around to your back like that?
B-Lo: What he wants to know, is how...
All:SHUTUP!!!!!
The Crock:Look, Shuts your mouths and know your role, its real simple, Nation, we got Two Words for you. SUCK IT!!!!!! |