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It takes 42 muscles to frown,But it only takes 3 muscles to turn around and slap the person.
PrAcTiCe MaKeS pErFeCt BuT NoBoDiEs PeRfEcT sO y PrAcTiCe?
:D NoBoDiEs PeRfEcT sO i MuSt Be NoBoDy :D
:P Im NoBoDy AnD nObOdIeS pErFeCt So I MuSt Be PeRfEcT :P
:D:P;) Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?!??!?! ;):P:D
As I said before.....I never repeat myself!
(#):D(R) it takes both, rain and sunshine to make a rainbow... (R):D(#)
:D Y dOeS MiNeRaL wAtEr "tRiCkLeD tHrOuGh MoUnTaiNs FoR cEnTuRiEs" gO oUt oF DaTe NeXt yEaR? :D
(%) if you stole a pen from the bank is it still classed as a bank robbery (%)
(6):P if dracula has no reflection how cum he has such a sraight parting? :P(6
I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this :) :P
(N)Winning isn't everything, But losing is nothing! (Y)
(A)(*)Cheerleaders are angels cuz we're the only humans who can fly!(*) (A)
I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best:P
(6)(K)(R) I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer...then it hit me (R)(K)(6)
:P Roses are red...violets are blue...who cares...So ArE cRaYoNs :P
:S What do you call a female daddy long legs :S
:>Should i smile, cuz ur my friend.....or be sad cuz thts all we'll ever be:'(
(K)OnE dAy YoU LoVe Me ThEn YoU dOnT aNd WhEn YoU dO i KnOw i WoNt(K)
;) LoOk OuT fOr YoUr'E #1 bUt DoNt StEp InTo # 2 On ThE wAy ;)
:S(G)(^) If yOuRe BoRn On 29th FeB iN a LeAp YeAr WhEnS yA BiRtHdAy (^)(G):S
(k)(r):>:S If swimming is so good for you're figure how do you explain whales? :S:>(r)(k)
(U) Its better to regret something you did do...than something you didnt do (U)
:( :'( Its hard to answer the question--Whats Wrong--When nothings right :'( :(
:S Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they're down? :S
(U):'( What happens if you love sum1 n they love u too, but it can never be? :'((U)
:S If 2mora is going to be twice as cold as it is today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be 2mora :S
:S:|Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,and when I woke up the pillow was gone:|:S
(L) The Ones Closet To You Are The Ones That Hurt You The Most (U)
WhO sAyS gOd iSnT a WoMaN :P
(A):P OrGaNiZeD PeOpLe ArE jUsT tOo LaZy To LoOk FoR tHiNgS :P(A)
Your lucky number is 38598291948 - Watch For It Everywhere (Y)
8-)(@) What happens when a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror (@)8-)
(6)(L)(K)(r):D If GuYs HaD tHeiR pEriOd ThEy'D pRoBaBLy BrAg BoUt Da SiZe Of ThErE TaMpOn :D(r)(k)(L)(6)
(*) Working hard for something is better than wishing for it (*)
(6)(L);) You never lose by loving....You lose by holding back ;)(L)(6)
You might as well put a condom on your head...you might as well look like a dick cuz you act like one too
:> A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things :>
let them notice you, not you notice them
JuSt BeCaUSe (K)LiPs(K) HaVe MeT DoESn't MeAn (L)HeArTs(L) HaVe JoInEd
(U)ñèvë® §åÿ ¥øù hãtê hím ìƒ ¥øù çåñt l€t hîm gø(U)
(U) How Do You Know If Its Right? And if it is...what if youve already let him go? (U)
(L) *Love+wasn't+put+in+your+heart+to+stay+Love+isn't+love+till+you+give+it+away* (L)
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
Trying is the first step towards failure
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is to!
Sometimes I dream of being taking off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?
Always be yourself and say what you feel, cause those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind!
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Never spit in a fan, it'll come back at you!
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
Why grow the grass when soon enough you will mow the grass?
Guess who I saw today? everyone I looked at!
Don't flatter yourself...I was looking at your friend!
You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
Im not opionated...Im just always right!
Your village just called... they want their idiot back!
It takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to listen!
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!
I could die at any minute, the tragedy, is that I don?t!
There's more to living than only surviving, maybe I'm not there, but I'm still trying!
If at first you don't succeed...destroy all evidence you tried!
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you!
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it
Who ever said everything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door!
A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, a person who doesn't is a fool forever...
you know im a hottie, but u know you just like my body
Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate!
Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done!
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do!
I was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven, but when I was in hell I hit on the devil 2 much
Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.
i dont need ur attitude i got i of my own
Things maybe not what they seem but its just because life is messed up
Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!
i belive in angels because I am one!!
ur envy creates my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper?
(@)DaY WiThOuT LiGhT iS.. LiKe... WeLL... UmMM.. NiGhT!* (S)
dont't smoke, cause it'll make you croke .
Trying to be popular is not being true to yourself+
never+fight+with+an+ugly+person*they+have+nothing+to+loose!!*
If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission
you don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't try to get up. (L)
you think ur so cool-- u think ur all that-- well ppsshh--- whuts up with that?
i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL!
sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them
this day was a total waste of make-up
Call me Beep me If ya wanna Reach Me
im not a tease im just a reminder of what u can't have
If you judge people, you have no time to love them
until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled !
I kNoW iVe AlWaYs BeEn BlEsSeD CaUsE Im A pReTtY pRiNcEsS
Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
*Don't tell me the sky's the limit, theres foot prints on the moon!*
CAUTION: I'm having a blonde moment. Please speak slowly and use small words
MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause...did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN?
one day your prince will come... mine just got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions!
There are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing Jell-O to a tree for instance!
I'm Blonde...what's your excuse? |
Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with
two o's
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
It tastes like burning
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet |
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