If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun! Trying is the first step towards failure If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me Save a horse, ride a Cowboy! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people I'm the girl your parents warned you about I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not I have lost my phone number, can I have yours? Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB) The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S (L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L) Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure My calculations are U+ME=US! (B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B) The rich get richer and the poor get children I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven Take my advice...I don't need it anyways Fat people are harder to kidnap My door is always open so feel free to leave Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me You're unique, just like everyone else.... Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you! Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me! Diamonds are a girls best friend I may be blonde but im not stupid Time is what keeps things from happening all at once He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked Those who know do not say, those who say do not know Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS The higher you are, the farther you fall A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen... You gotta be rich to get this bitch Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it! If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced I want to be a millionaire! The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you! B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous! If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now... The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I odn't talk to myself anymore! Every step you take, Every move you make, I'll be missin' you! Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume! I only play soccer on days that end in y! Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart Dont steal, the government hates competition Bithes aint shit Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night Inspect MY gadget There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened? Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile Love must be a game that I always loose Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass! It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye Love is hell Life has treated me like a baby treats it's diaper If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do while me and my girls be shakin our hips there be them boys lickin their lips I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back Please be careful wid my heart becos there aint much left cos you've torn it all apart Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... ur da one who tore it all apart Im falling for you ... please catch me There's not enough hours in da day to do all da bitchin i need to do Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise! I was born in da heavens , up in da sky, sent down to earth to put a tingle in ur thigh! If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good? Why is it EVERYONE thinks we're perfect for eachother but ur the only one who cant see that? You thort u had him, u thort he woz yours, ha ha thats funny cos he dont mess wid whores That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands Its not my fault i fell for ___________, he tripped me Life's too short to date ugly guyz I live in heaven where dreams come tru, but if they are supposed to then y am I not wid u? Hey gurl, you boy came back to my place last night, damn he's fine, I was his six and damn gurl he was my nine I had a party last night, you didnt come .. but ur boy did ... twice Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy Sex is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor You've heard my name, seen my face, aaw all you poor ass lil bitchiz could neva take my place Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it I can see you ova there just chilin wid your gurlfriends, cant believe your by urself... You shuld be here with me I see you lookin at me, i can tell dat your feelin me, so how bout you dance wid me I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard Any guy who can put up wid my shit deserves an award I heard you braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I was pissed! Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and ill show you some power If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate You can do it put ur back into it, i can do it put ur ass into it tick tick booooom! If you feel da world shake, dunt worry it's only me makin ur man's heart break Hunny, i got style and I got pride you betta strap your man down othawise imma gonna giv him a ride Some call me a slut, some call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you all know At first you dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, ahahaha u missed me If there lipstick on your mans colla, you can bet your last dolla, I made him holla I eat my homeword because it was a piece of cake A wise men once said...I Dont know go ask a women! No actors, no scripts, reharsal... Just LIFE! Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud Im busy... your ugly... cya Save santa a trip... be naughty with me! Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough? Don't wait to tell da person you love with all your heart that u love them cos u could miss your chance Candy Canes r yummy, lollipops are good, my baby loves me, just like he should Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have. Some Guyz Are Nice, SOme Guys Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had! Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had! Don't Denie It Until You Try It! Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?