A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!" The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!" The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!" There is a blonde who goes into a store and says "excuse me sir,can i buy that television?"The guy says "no,i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home colours her hair red and goes back to the store. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says,"i don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home,colours her hair pitch black and goes back. She says,"excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says," No I don't sell anything to blondes." She says,"how do you know i'm a blonde?" He says, "only a blonde would think a microwave is a T.V" There was a man outside mowing his lawn. He lived next store to a blonde who had just gotten a computer. She went out to her mailbox to check the mail and went back in after she had done that 10 times the guy asked her why she kept coming back out side and she said my computer keeps telling me I have mail. A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked the blonde what she was doing and she replied,"I'm hanging myself."Your supposed to put the noose around your neck not your waist." said the onlooker. "I already tried that," replied the blonde "but I couldn't breathe" A brunette who really hates blondes is walking in the forest when all of a sudden she says a magic lamp on the ground. She says to herself,"It always works in the movies," and so proceeds to pick up and rub the lamp. A genie immediately emerges from the spout and says,"I will grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, all the blondes in the world will receive double the amount you receive. Do you understand?" "Yes I understand," says the brunette, "and for my first wish, I want you to give my an incredibly handsome man." "Do you understand that all the blondes in the world will receive 2 incredibly handsome men?" asks the genie. The brunette replies yes and so an incredibly handsome man pops up beside her. "For my second wish," saya the pleased brunette, "I want you to give me 1 million dollars." "Do you understand that all the blondes in the world will receive 2 million dollars?" inquires the genie. The brunette replies yes and a large pile of money pops up on her other side. Growing even more excited the brunette says calmly, "Lastly - you see that stick over there? I want you to beat me half to death with it."