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Clearly, one of the all time favorite gags is to put clear wrap (Saran Wrap, Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl, most often at night, and wait to hear your victim scream when they start to pee or poo. This prank has been performed many times at home, at friend's homes, at bus stations, malls, college dorms, parties and countless other places.
The Saran Wrap needs to be pulled tightly over the toilet bowl and smoothed so there are no wrinkles. This is most often done at night, when the lights are dimmer and the people are generally, more unaware. When the pee starts to splatter or the poo hits the, well, wrap that's when the victim starts to scream and yell. |
This is an easy trick to pull off but it requires some patience. Place confetti (not Minute Rice as birds will eat this and blow up) into someone's umbrella and then close it and wait for the next rain. |
This prank can be accomplished almost anywhere that has a modern sink. All you need is a rubber band in order to pull off this not so dirty deed. With the water faucet turned off, place the rubber band around the spray nozzle (the one with the hose) that sits next to the faucet and in particular make sure the rubber band is around the handle that turns the nozzle on. Now point the nozzle towards yourself.
When the next person comes up to the sink and turns on the water they get soaked by your trap. |
This gag is good for someone who has lots of cupboards in their house, preferably in the kitchen. If your friend has opaque cupboard door (not glass), then fill a box that will fit on one of the shelves with ping-pong balls.
With one side of the box open, place this side up against the open cupboard door, carefully closing the door.
Now you can either wait in the other room or leave the premises all together as your friend is sure to tell you of the ping-pong balls raining down from the cupboards. |
ok to do this you will need to Use Jello or another generic gelatin product and place in someone's toilet late at night (you need to give the gelatin some time to harden). Or you could put this in a public toilet somewhere also. Lemon gelatin works well as does clear gelatin.
Once the gelatin hardens, the person who does the poopin will be surprised when they find their tootsie rolls sitting on top a solid but jiggly mass inside the toilet.
This is a good gag because no harm is done to anyone's property since the gelatin needs only to be broken up in order to flush. |
What you'll need:
A funnel
A penny
A glass of ice cold water
A victim
First, stick the little end of the funnel into your pants. Next, pretend you're playing a really fun game of trying to drop a penny off your chin and catching it in the funnel. Your victim will of course want to play. So you stick the little end of the funnel into your victim's pants. When your victim leans back to put the penny on his/her chin......you pour the water into the funnnel.
Is your victim laughing? If not, you'd better start running!
- D. Porter |
It works better on little kids, though; my folks just weren't expecting it! This works best with a card table; something light-weight. 4 people is okay, but you can squeeze in a few more, seeing as they're little kids!
Have a partner in crime. Make sure you sit directly across from each other. Put something in the middle of the table, like a little crystal ball or a plastic pumpkin; use your imagination...it just looks more realistic that way, like you're gonna have a real seance. Make sure the lights are dim! You don't want the kids seeing what you're up to!
Before you call the kids over to join you, you and your parner (wear long sleeves) put wooden rulers in your sleeves, hiding them with the tops of your arms, have your hands already placed in the seance position on the table. You've already made sure that about 4 inches of the ruler is flat under the table, and snug in your sleeve.
Have the kiddies surround the table. If there are any scaredy cats, so much the better! Begin your seance with a bit o' mumbo jumbo, say whatever you want, so long as it sounds like you're conjuring! Finally say, "_____, if you are in this room, give us a sign." Make the table rise up a bit and drop it. "If you are truly here, make the table rise!" And you and your partner make the table rise, with the rulers in your sleeves as leverage. Keeping your hands flat on the table, you can make the table rise up smoothly, wobbly, whatever you want.
Hopefully, by now, all the little kids are running around screaming their heads off, so you have time to stash the rulers and offer comfort to the kiddies. |
Call up the enemy's house pretending to be a telephone company employee. Tell them you are doing some maintenance work on the lines in the area, which may cause the telephone to ring. But you then proceed to warn them not to pick up the phone for the next hour because there could be a risk of electrocution, because the ringing is triggered by power surges. Tell them to let everyone in the house know of the risk and to keep away from the phone no matter how much it rings.
Now, you wait about 15 minutes and then call the people back. If they have taken you seriously then they shouldn't pick up the phone. Keep calling, over and over again - until eventually curiosity overcomes them and they pick it up. When they do, just start making a loud buzzing electrical noise. There's nothing funnier than that little shriek and the sound of the handset being thrown at the floor. |
1. Get some geen jello and mash it up with some tiny bits of balled up lettuce.
Stuff it up you nose.
When someones watching, fake a sneeze all over your hands.
For best effect, eat it !
2. Toilet Pranks :)
Prank 1... An old classic.
Place cling film (plastic wrap) accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat.
Prank 2...
Add a thin layer of Vaseline to the toilet seat. Your victim won't know what it is.
Prank 3...
Wait until you're sure the toilet will remain unused for at least 24 hours.
Get 2 - 3 packets of powdered jello and mix it into the toilet water until dissolved.
Let it set. (The more jello you use the harder it will set)
3. This is a very simple prank.
Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.
Let it dry and place it out to be used.
4.Fill a large brown envelope about 70% with shaving foam.
Close over the flap but don't seal it.
Place it part way, flap first under a friends door and call them to get it.
When you hear them walking towards it, jump on the back end of the envelope and shaving foam will spray everywhere.
5. Quick and simple jokes
--Prank 1
When you visit your friends house, put a squirt of washing up liquid in their dishwasher. Next time they run it suds will come oozing out the door.
--Prank 2
Place a coin on the ground and wait for someone to bend down to pick it up. As they do, tear a piece of fabric and the'll think they just burst their pants.
--Prank 3
Wait 'till someone is drinking a can of fizzy soda and when their not looking drop in some sugar or a sugar sweet. The soda will fizz up and start pouring uncontrolably out of the can.
--Prank4
Next time you go into a department store, or any store with theft alarms, take the white security tags off products and stick them onto the clothes of other customers or even put them on the bottom of a shopping cart. Then just follow your unsuspecting victim throughout the store until he/she tries to leave, and watch as they are humiliated and searched when the security alarm goes off. Even better if you do it at your own work when you get bored.
--Prank 4
Take a coin and super-glue it to the ground. Then watch and laugh as you watch people try to pick it up.
--Prank 5
Take a piece of tape (either scotch or masking) and put it over the ball of the mouse, or the laser ball thing on your computer. This will cause the cursor on the screen not to move. |
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