Yo Momma Jokez!!!!! - These are some hilarious jokez!!!!!!! - Video Games

Yo Momma Jokez!!!!!!

Yo momma is so fat you were in her right now
Yo momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo momma is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma is so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Yo momma is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo momma is so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma is so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma is so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma is so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo momma is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo momma is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma is so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma is so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma is so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma is so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo momma is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma is so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo momma is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo momma is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo momma is so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo momma is so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, she wore a X t-shirt, and a helicopter landed on her
Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma is so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma is so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma is so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma is so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma is so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma is so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo momma is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma is so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma is so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo momma is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma is so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma is so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo momma is so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma is so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911 momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma is so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma is so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma is so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma is so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma is so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma is so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks hamburger helper comes with another person
Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks menopause is a button
Yo momma is so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma is so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo momma is so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma is so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma is so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma is so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo momma is so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma is so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma is so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma is so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma is so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma is so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma is so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma is so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma is so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo momma is so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma is so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo momma is so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma is so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma is so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo momma is so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma is so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma is so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma is so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo momma is so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma is so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma is so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma is so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo momma is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma is so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma is so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma is so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma is so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma is so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo momma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma is so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma is so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma is so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma is so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.
Yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma is so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma is so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo momma is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma is so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma is so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma is so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma is so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma is so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo momma is so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma is so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma is so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma is so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma is so short she models for trophys.
Yo momma is so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt
Yo momma is so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo momma is so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma is so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo momma is so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma is so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo momma is so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo momma is so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo momma is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma is like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Yo momma is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma is like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
Yo momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma is like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma is like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma is like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma is like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo momma is like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma is like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo momma is like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma is like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo momma is like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma is like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma is like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma is like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma is like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma is like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma is like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo momma is so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma is so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma is so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma is so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo momma is so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo momma is so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
Yo momma is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
Yo momma is so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo momma is so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Yo momma is so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo momma is so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick!
Yo momma is so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma's nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo momma's nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo momma is so greasy

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