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| HEY GUYS, HOW YOU DOING? YOU MUST BE BORED! I GUESS SO, THAT'S WHY YOUR HERE! |
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TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED
10. PUT ON YOUR MOST RAVASHING OUTFIT AND GO FIND SOMEONE OR SOMETHING TO MATE WITH
9.GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GET A JOB(IF THAT SEEMS BORING THEN GO ROB A BANK OR A LIQUOR STORE!)
8.GO SHOPPING(IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY, GO STEAL SOMETHING!)
7.AQUIRE A BLOW UP DOLL. LATE AT NIGHT, NOISELY BURY IT IN YOUR BACK YARD(MAKING SURE PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU)WAIT FOR THE COPS TO COME AND WHEN THEY UNCOVER YOUR BURIED TREASURE TELL THEM "I HAD TO DO IT! SHE WAS A WHORE!!"
6.EMPTY OUT A GAS CAN AND WASH IT CLEAN, THEN POKE A SMALL HOLE IN THE BOTTOM AND FILL IT WITH WATER.....NOW YOU ARE READY TO WALK WITH IT DOWN THE STREET IN YOUR TOWN SQUARE WHILE SMOKING A BIG FAT CIGAR! "MAXIM"
5.MASTURBATE
4.SLEEP
3.EAT FOOD
2.WATCH TV
1.CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!
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