On this page are the rules of a darling and other stuff as well obviously.
The rules of a darling consist of the following things: (Don't worry it's nothing like as bad as normal household rules or school and work rules etc.)
- Firstly the most important rule obey noone but us.
- Second, trust noone but yourself and us.
- Always accept a given compliment
- Never be depressed or self-concious. And if you do become depressed, don't worry.................it's not your fault.
- If you have a "drinking problem", (look I know there's no such thing as a drinking "problem", but some people say there is so), anyway when you go to one of those stupid "drinkers" meetings about giving up drinking, remember don't give up. It'll only make you more depressed. And when they tell you to remember it's all your fault.......well it's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so tell them where to stick their stupid "giving up drinking lessons"......*cough, sorry
- Remember! There is no excuse for ever getting emotionally involved with a man *everyone laughs* ahhh what a joke!
- ....And there is no such thing as an emotional marriage. People should only get married when they need the money.
- If you're one of those sad people who only get married once, remember to have an affair the night before the wedding, and ensure that you are throughly pissed throughout the ceremony.
- Once you murder the man, always remember to take the money. We know you can get carried away 'cos it's so fun, but, y'know , keep your mind on the job
- Oh, and murder your husbands, by the way! For the money. Yes.
- You are not allowed to worship any other leaders.
- You must believe in the darling way of life, and fulfill it, until we (Edwina and Katherine) are completely satisfied.
- Tell everyone you meet about this website - don't forget to tell them to vote!
- Teach your children to live the darling way of life (if you choose to have children, make sure that you have not got a serious marriage, because, that would ruin your children. The way it ruined us mwah ha ha ha ha ha *cough. Not that we're ruined.)
- Never say no when someone asks you out, even if they're younger then you. If they do happen to be younger, just say yes so they will go onto this website.
- Bribe people to go onto this website, and don't forget, they must vote.
- Never stay with one person for longer then 6 hours maximum. It will drive you insane (not in a good way)
- Make sure you have read the entire series of The Bible ... yes, that's right, every episode ... only joking.
- Tell fibs.
- Never ever steal anything, because that's wrong. And it makes you look cheap and desperate. If you want something, you simply make people give it to you. Mainly through murder.
We promise that this is not a dictatorship..................really!Just do as we say and you won't get hurt, we promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |