Hello - and welcome to our Lonely Hearts Page - the page where we can help our "friends" find love !!! So, here goes ...
Katherine Darling -
Petite extremely wonderful and beautiful girl searching for love with a capital L!!!!!!!!! Seeks Ville Valo or Axl Rose look-a-likes. (MAN!!!) Enjoys long walks in dark and gloomy forests with shovels to bury bodies. Please email me cos im desperate, as always.
Edwina Darling -
Tall brunette, well filled-out, rather thin and rather desperate. Been without love for...ooooo...gettting on, well her whole life I suppose. Searching for a kind, rich, superstar, preferably a Charlie from Busted look alike. Enjoys spending mens money and....errr not murdering.
*Edwina and Katherine prefer men who don't trust people like them*
Laila Darlingette -
Doesn't want a man.
Doesn't want a woman either.
Cept for Pharrel Williams
Petite guinea - pig like wonderful chatty person.
So pharrell if you're reading this email her now quick
Lizzy Darlingette -
Tall, dark - skinned, wonderful cheerful lady seeks her Romeo.
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Spotty spotty greasy greasy seeks fat boy or girl like her or himself (It's hard to tell what it's gender is)
Tom Wright -
Gay boy seeks short stubby fat ugly spotty GREASY ARGHH man like himself.
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