Hi there, darlings ... this is Katherine Darling, and I'm here to update this, supposed, weekly updated page. But if I'm honest with you ... I can't be bothered. So I'll update it when I have time to even make time for you pathetic creeps.
The above sentence is the way to win many a fan.
Take note.
Anyway, I would like to start by telling you which of the husbands on the husbands page are mine. Axl Rose, my husband, is mine, as well as Ville Valo, from H.I.M, my husband. Oh, and Justin Hawkins from The Darkness. Now, Kurt Cobain. Edwina and myself had a problem with this, because we both wanted him as our husband, so we started bickering. But then we thought better of bickering, and thought, well, we share lives, so why not share husbands as well? We would have had the same problem with Justin as well, but fortunately, Edwina found out that he was her brother, so that was all okay in the end (it's a long story). Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha *cough. So basically, I surprisingly found myself with all the husbands, and Edwina only has one (Charlie) mwah ha ha ha. Oh, and please forget about the weird david beckham picture. Of course, me and Edwina have already been with him - but that's not a surprise. So has the rest of England and Spain mwah ha ha ha ha ha. I'm such a joker.
Top ten favourite things now.....................
1. murdering
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5. wow that was boring......i give up
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yes they were my top ten favourite things, interesting aren't they. a hee hee
" Yo, darlings, keep up the good work!"
Right...yes now my top ten worst things..................
1.love
2. treading in dog shit with brand new converse allstars on
3.Edwina reaching for the huge chocolate bar..........................................by the way we aren't fat
4.People thinking we are fat
5.sausages without skin.... it's traumatising
6.the chocolate getting everywhere
7.chocolate taking up the entire land
8.people
9.chocolate
10.chocolate and people..................especially people who go on wonderful websites like this one and ahhhhhhh only joking you didn't just read that............i........errrrrrrr........love you all. BLURK
Hey, sweedie, this site calls for another 50 glasses of vodka darling!!!! Keep it up, sweedie!!!
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