Hello there, darlings! How are you this fine day??? Oh, whatever, y'know I don't care. Let's just get on with what I have to say, because, as I am Edwina, I have a lot of interesting things to say. And I put all my thoughts and opinions on this page, which revolves around me, just like the world.
Anyway, here are my top ten favourite things this week.
1. Me
2. This website
3. People who vote for this website
4. Marriage (?)
5. Murder
6. Money
7. Alcohol
8. Drugs
9. Smoking
10. Our fans, of course!!!
Just so that you know, I'm not really a drugged alcoholic who loves smoking. (I'm lying)
Here are my top ten worst leats favourite things this week.
1. People
2. Other websites.
3. People who don't vote for this website.
4. Education ... because I've been forced into this terrible life where super geniuses still have to go to school.
5. Annoying people
6. being annoyed
7. Cliff Richard (I have my reasons) - Okay, I was inspired by another website to say that. I mean ... I'm lying.
8. Stupid people who write songs about their ex girlfriends, saying they don't want them back, and then their ex girlfriend replies, saying F U right back. (hint to those people - stop singing)
9. Foolish twits of the world.
10. Katherine arguing with me about Generie Fimpkins' name. It is Generie Fimpkins, not Generie Simpkins!!!
Cliff: Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ahee. I'm evil.
"What? But I don't understand, darling! How can a website be so wonderful ... Amazing, darlings!"
Oh, and here is a picture of a husband of mine who has been added to my list - 'Husbands to find this week' but he was left out of the page dedicated to husbands, so he's on this wonderful page.
He's the one at the front, see? His name is Greg Gilbert. He's my husband-to-be!
Anyhoo, must dash!!! Got a few celebrity parties to attend today. One of them is Jennifer Aniston's, but because she's a bit, y'know. wooooo! me and katherine might just not go.
See you later!
Stay ghetto, y'all!
Edwina darling *mwah mwah*
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