Dear Jade-ink, our very special friend who we love and cherish. Sometimes you can point out our bad points, but it's all for the best, in the long run.
Jade-ink is a person in our class, who is one of the dearest to us. Although she has a lot of hate locked up inside her, she is so kind. Although sometimes she spells our names "katy" and "edey", when so obviously it's Edwina and Katherine. And by the way, we have had many husbands, and we are beautiful. So very beautiful. And yes our site is "cool". We contacted green peace, and they said that if Jade-ink would like to get in contact with them, they'd be happy to talk to her about her hatred towards trees. After all, trees are for hugging!
But Jade-ink, we just want you to know, that we love you. Not in a lesbian way though, cos we know you disapprove, we love you in God's way. Y'know, the way God loves folk. So, go on, Jade-ink!!! Carry on being Jade-ink! We can't imagine a world without you.
*go to greenpeace.com* |