Ello, darlings. my name is mini darling. Also known as ze Christopher, Katherine darling's nine year - old brother. Don't let my age deceive you. I'm as cunning as a bagful of cunning foxes with a cunning plan. Mwah ha ha ha, wa ha ha, hee. I bet you are wondering how I got to make this page. Well, being so cunning, I stole the password and created my own little place, to contemplate my world taking - over ness. I AM NOT GAY i'm nine........humph...............and i'm evil................and i'm taking over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!! really i am. Do you want to read my story? Yes? Okay, well I'll tell you it ....................
I started my little life very small, but now im big mwah ah aha ha. *cough* My mother was the same as Katherine's, so obviously I've lived it up with money and celebrity parties in my life. The first time I met Katherine, was when our mother brought me home from the hospital, and they all saw the hatred in my eyes. And that was when i performed my fist evil deed............you'll never guess what evil it was haaaa haaaaaa......i was so proud of myself. Anyway i went to Tesco and the weird man with the funny laugh laughed at me and said "dood, what about the potatoes" and i said you fool...then i jumped on him and bit off his whole entire.......head MWAH AH AHA HA, HAAA. Anyway, as I was saying, I bit off his head, and was taken into custody, and my excuse was I was hungry, although I couldn't speak 'cos I was one month old, but I managed to tell them through sign language, basically cos I'm a jenius. my strong pont is my speling, i never make mistace.s .
Right anyway, I was at my christening one day and it was really annoying 'cos all i wanted to do was murder, but I found myself in a church in a weird town in Tondon (name changed for protection) This is where I met Edwina. She was annoying as well. Anyhoo, I was attacked by a man in a white robe who tried to drown me in a stone thing full of water, so I screamed and ran for my life, I mean waddled hee hee. This evil man who attempted to drown me unfortunately passed away the next minute. But I had nothing to do with it (he's lying - katherine & edwina ) Oh no the hostages have escaped hold on fiohgiwghbiewo'hfgopwngpw im back. Right I should be going then. Well actually, I just need to tell you the most important thing about me. I'm wonderful, I really am, and I'm intelligent and lovely and adorable and I'm absolutely fabulous oh no the cops bye!
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