Riddles:
What do you call it when a lot of sticks join together and set on fire?
The Ignited Sticks Of America
Jokes:
Isn't' it bad luck to have a cat following you?
It depends. Are you a man or a mouse?
Traveler: How much will you charge to take my baggage to Canal Street?
Taxi Driver: Half a dollar for you, sir. Your baggage goes free.
Traveler: Okay, then. You just take the baggage, and I'll walk.
Waiter, I'm in a hurry! Will the griddle cakes be long?
No, sir, round! |