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| DIRECTIONS DIRECTIONS DIRECTIONS 1. If you have subscribed to CyberLaugh for the purpose of advertising your own list or to obtain member addresses to use for spamming, you better unsubscribe immediately. This is FORBIDDEN and is a violation of ONELIST rules! You will be banned from this list immediately and a complaint will be filed with ONELIST. 2. Submit your jokes to cyberlaugh@onelist.com 3. To unsubscribe from this list, send a blank email to cyberlaughs-unsubscribe@onelist.com 4. To change from digest, single email, vacation/no mail,go to http://www.onelist.com and enter your user id. OR e-mail me (cyberlaugh-owner@onelist.com) for help.  RULES RULES RULES RULES There are a few rules which are necessary to keep CyberLaugh running smoothly. I take them seriously and be advised that I mean business. I will not tolerate any violations of CyberLaugh rules. With that in mind, please read the following rules. 1. This is a list for jokes only...it is not a conversation list. DO NOT post questions or comments to the list...send them to CyberLaugh-owner@onelist.com. Advertising, spamming, and pornography are strictly prohibited. 2. If you wish to correspond with a list member, please do so privately. It would be wise to remember that if you don't have something nice to say, DO NOT CONTACT ANY MEMBER. Its harassment and you will be unsubscribed. 3. Harassment of any list member is not tolerated. If you are being harassed by a CyberLaugher in any way, forward the offending email to Me at CyberLaugh-owner@onelist.com. Offenders will be immediately unsubscribed from CyberLaugh. 4. The posting of any rumors, hate mail, chain letters, virus warnings, derogatory racial jokes, pornography, spam, advertisements, or harassment of any kind will not be tolerated and will result in immediate dismissal from CyberLaugh. 5. Do not post multiple files to the list. In other words, don't post a message that has been forwarded several times. Just copy and paste it to a new email. No one wants to open 5 or 6 blank pages just to get to your joke. 6. Before you joined the list, you were advised that CyberLaugh is a list for MATURE adults who like to share G through XXX rated jokes. So, if you are offended by any joke on this list, you don't belong here....UNSUBSCRIBE! 7. And finally, for the members who mistakenly feel the rules don't apply to them...BEWARE!! I WILL add your name to CyberLaugh web page public list of CyberLaughs Violators. THANKS   ALTERNATIVE METHOD TO UNSUBSCRIBE GOOD NEWS !!!!!!! CyberLaugher who want to unsubscribe but are to lazy to do it themselves will now be able to request that I unsubscribe them for a modest unsubscription fee. If you want Me to unsubscribe you, send a $100 check made out to CyberLaugh owner and mail to: CyberLaugh Duh Uh Oh Get A Clue, Oh 43210 You must include the following with your $100 unsubscription fee... 1. Your full name 2. Your snail mail address 3. Your telephone number 4. Your age and gender 5. Your blood type 6. The reason you wish to unsubscribe 7. A full set of your financial statements including income for the last 5 years 8. Your signed authorization to put a lien on your house and/or car Upon receipt and bank clearance of your check, your request to unsubscribe from CyberLaugh will be submitted to our membership committee for review. After the committee has completed the review, you can expect to be unsubscribed in approximately 3-6 months. Thank you, Chairman of CyberLaugh Unsubscription Committee A LIST OF PEOPLE BANNED FROM CYBERLAUGHS FOR VIOLATION OF LIST RULES IS AVAILABLE TO ANYONE FOR THE ASKING! |
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