Katie Batista is a loser.
Katie Batista is a loser.
Katie Batista is a loser,
And this is a song about her.
Everday, from nine to three,
She skips around the world with glee
Acting like anybody remotely cares about her.
Her mother says she's really cool.
Her grandpa thinks she's just a fool.
I got to agree with him,
he really knows what he's talking about.
Katie Batista is a loser.
Katie Batista is a loser.
Katie Batista is a loser,
And this is a song about her.
When Katie was a young girl,
She had a lot of friends.
None of them were real, though
They were all just pretend.
Tea parties and sleepovers
Were all in Katie's head.
Never had a birthday
Got stones thrown at her instead.
Katie Batista is a loser.
Katie Batista is a loser.
Katie Batista is a loser,
And this is a song about her.
Oh, can't you plainly see?
It's as easy as A, B, 3.
What more can be said?
I could beat this topic till it's dead!
Oh, Katie! Katie! Katie, you're so loserly!
Oh, Katie! Katie! Katie, you're so loserly!
Katie Batista is a loser.
Katie Batista is a loser.
Katie Batista is a loser,
And this is a song about her.
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