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IntroducingA Shocking ExperienceComing on to YouThe Unfinished SongThe Turtle SongCandidate CommercialBag on HeadOde to My DislikeKatie BatistaJerksA Subtle Look in the Mirror|
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| Walking down the street one day Saw a little kitty I bent down to pet him softly But he was angry and sticky I asked the kitty, "What is wrong, sir?" He replied, "I fell in some honey!" Then, I wondered, whats wrong with that? But thats when I saw the chicken pecking at his eye! THE CHICKEN PECKING AT HIS EYE! PECKING AT HIS EYE! PECKING AT HIS EYE! I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN OF THAT CAT THAT NIGHT! CHICKEN PECKING AT HIS EYE! I inquired, "Whatcha gonna do?" He just laughed and sputtered! Then, he started frothing at the mouth And I got kind of worried "This kitty has rabies," I exclaimed But I had need not worry He grabbed the chicken by the beak and Threw him at the wall and knocked the chicken out! KNOCKED THE CHICKEN OUT! KNOCKED THE CHICKEN OUT! THREW HIM AT THE WALL, AND KNOCKED THE CHICKEN OUT! He seemed to know what he was doing He broke the chicken into little pieces Breaded and fried him, Sold him to McD's Now you can get the chicken in a 6-Piece 6-PIECE 6-PIECE POSSIBLY A 12-PIECE EVEN A 20-PIECE IF YOU'RE THAT HUNGRY 4 PIECE IF YOU'RE NOT PLUS YOU GET A LITTLE TOY! At that point you'd think the chicken was done for, But he had one more thing he had to do Pulled out a CD and threw it at me Right before he turned blue. With the last breath of his chicken life He looked right at me and said.. ENJOY ANDREW "THE MIGHTY" CULP'S GREATEST HITS! |
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