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Introducing
A Shocking Experience
Coming on to You
The Unfinished Song
The Turtle Song
Candidate Commercial
Bag on Head
Ode to My Dislike
Katie Batista
Jerks
A Subtle Look in the Mirror
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did it hurt when they clipped your wings?
Do you like people named Kevin?
Nope? Neither does me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet
I'd put U and I together.
I'm one rich MOFO
This jacket? Its real leacher!
Can you say Constantinople backwards?
Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Can I stand real close to you?
In your beauty I just want to back.
You must be a Snickers
Because you satisfy me.
You're so tasty and sweet
Just like a Spree candy.
Do you have a map?
I just keep getting lost in those eyes!
For you, Id be attacked
By a swarm of tsetse flies.
I'M COMING ON TO YOU! I'M COMING ON TO YOU!
I'M COMING ON TO YOU! I'M COMING...ON...TO YOU!
Hey, where you going? Oh, you gots to go?
Aren't you forgetting something? (what) ME!
I'M COMING ON TO YOU! I'M COMING ON TO YOU!
I'M COMING ON TO YOU! I'M COMING...ON...TO YOU!
I'M COMING ON TO YOU! I'M COMING ON TO YOU!
I'M COMING ON TO YOU! I'M COMING...ON...TO YOU!
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