Howdy, folks. I'm Andrew "The Mighty" Culp. You know, not many people know this, but ever since I was a little girl playing with my dolly, I wanted to have total and complete world domination at my fingertips. Now, with your help, we can make that dream come alive. When you go to the polls in the next few weeks, remember this voice, and remember this message: Andrew "The Mighty" Culp for World Dominator.
"Because I'm Just Plain Better At It Than You Are!"
(This has been a public service announcement for Andrew "The Mighty" Culp for World Dominator. Paid for by BoBCo Industries. BoBCo Industries - Making Your Wildest Dreams Come True!) |