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| Well, Grandpa told me a story about when he was a little boy He worked all day on his daddy's ranch, and night kicked back a toy. He had some blocks, and some wooden racing cars, But the toy that he loved most was a plastic bag from the grocery mart. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. Cuts off the air flow, renders you dead. It clings to your face and makes you all red. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. Well, throughout Grandpa's life he held that plastic bag close. Running with it through the meadows was what he loved most. He liked to put things inside of it, and take some things out. Never in Grandpa's life would the bag be without. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. But if you want to try, just go ahead. Just be awful careful that you don't drop dead. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. When Grandpa was older, about seventeen. He'd was a ladies man, you know what I mean? Even with his thirteen girlfriends and one guy named Fred, He'd never be without a bag on his head. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. Why don't you go play hopscotch instead. Its a whole lot safer, thats what Mom always said. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. Grandpa had a pick up truck, and bad gamblin' habit. One night he bet his truck on a race of a couple rabbits. Well, his rabbit lost, and he said by to his truck. But he'd never bet his bag, to that he always stuck. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. If you put one on, you'll end up right on your death bed. You'll end up being a fetilizer spread. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. On Grandpa's nintieth birthday, we threw one big bash. Grandpa brought his plastic bag, and his life went by in a flash. He put the plastic bag right onto his head. Grandpa suffocated because of a bag on his head. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. You'll wind up like Grandpa, six feet under and dead. Sure was one nice grandpa, what a life he tread. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. Yeah it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. Cuts off your air flow, renders you dead. Clings to your face and makes you all red. Well, it's hard to breath with a bag on your head. |
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