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| A Shocking Experience |
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| Strum, strum, strumming on the old guitar Thinking of days when I'll be a superstar Maybe I'll be famous, be a movie star And when I'm famous, in my basment'll a salad bar When I'm famous do you think I'll have a Jaguar? Am I just dreaming it up or is that really a car? I guess, I could also get the animal of the jaguar. We could live in a mansion down in Zanzibar My team of butlers, they'd be all-star This is all that I have thought about so far Little did I know in my thoughts of prosperity Soon there would be an irregularity A peculiarity, one barbarity, an insincerity, some hilarity All right, I guess I'm just rambling...ity There is actually a point to my charity I turned off the amp because I was done Wrapping up another tasty jam session I pulled the plug, but it wouldn't come out Stubborn, stupid plug. See what I deal with day in, day out? Why not lets get down to the meat of this song Your boredom I do not wish to prolong That stubborn plug stayed in its place So I gave a chuckle and put a smile on my face There was a space between the outlet and the plug This I noticed as I gave it a tug I took my trusty, thrusty thumb Little did I know this move was dumb I placed my thumb between the outlet and the plug The next sound was (electric shock noise), oh ba humbug IT WAS A SHOCKING EXPERIENCE A SHOCKING EXPERIENCE LAUGHTER CAN KNOW COMMENCE TOWARD MY SHOCKING EXPERIENCE A jolt through the thumb, through the wrist, through the arm Truly this must be a cause for alarm Dropped the outlet as soon as I could This song, these words, they're no falsehood Now my left arm, it feels rather laden And I know never to do that again If there's one thing you learn through this utter waste of time Time wasted listening to me rhyme Don't stick your finger in an outlet Unless, of course, you want a SHOCKING EXPERIENCE THIS SONG IS NO FALSE PRETENSE I EVEN HAVE THE EVIDENCE ALL RIGHT, MAYBE NOT, BUT COMMON SENSE LEARN FROM MY SHOCKING EXPERIENCE |
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