Here is how southerners think of their northern cousin's...
You might just be a Blueneck if:
1.You think the word "Barbeque" is a verb meaning "To cook outside".
2.You think Heinz Katsup is really SPICY!!
3.You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worchestershire Sauce" correctly
4.For breakfast,you'd rather eat Potatoes Au Gratin that grits
5.You don't know what a Moon Pie is
6.You've never had an RC cola
7.You have NEVER eaten okra fried or boiled
8.You eat fried chicken with a knife and a fork
9.You've never seen a live chicken and the only live cows you've seen were on road trips.
10. You prefer a garage than the yard
11. You have no idea what a polecat is
12.You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a dog
13.You don't have bangs
14.You'd rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags
15.You'd rather have your son to grow up and be a lawyer than to grow up and get his own fishin' show
16.You refer to more than one person as "you guys" rather than "ya'll"
17.You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent
18.You don't own any WD-40
19.You don't have any hats that advertise feed stores
20.The farthest south you've ever been was at the parfume counter in Neiman Marcus
21.You call binoculars "opera glasses"
22.You can't spit out the car window without having to pull over to the side of the road
23.You don't know anyone with at least two first names (Billy Jo,Bubba Bob,Fay Ellen,Mary Jo etc.)
24.You don't have doilies,and you don't know how to make one
25. Your porch doesn't have a bug zapper in it
26.You'd rather smoke expensive cigs than to roll your own
27.You've never gone over one day without taking a shower
28.You'd rather mop your kitchen than to sweep it
29.You don't let you dog eat leftovers
30.You can do your laundry without quarters
31.You get freaked out when the people on the subway talk to you
32.You'd rather say "Vomit" than "Puke"
33.You look at possums as dirty,smelly,rodents
34.None of your fur coats are homemade
35.You've never had a pet squirrel
36.You dad isn't your uncle
37.You've never been to a craft show |