1.Yo mama's so ugly your daddy takes her to work so he don't have to kiss her goodbye!
2. Yo mama's so old you gotta call the fire department when you light her birthday candles!
3.Q: What's the difference between yo mama and a buffalo?
A: About 25 pounds
4. Heard yo mama's so FAT when she goes to the shoe shiner she has to take his word that he's done!
5. Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
6.Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to kill the roaches in her house because they pay half the rent!
7.Yo mama's so old her Social Security number is 001
8.Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age and she died!
9. Yo mama's so ugly,her mom had to feed her with a sling-shot!
10.Yo mama's so stupid,I know she's been using my computer when there's white-out all over the screen!
11.Yo mama's so stupid,she invented a wheelchair with pedals!
12.Yo mama's so fat she couldn't star in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates!
13. Did you know that flies were given wings so they could beat yo mama to the dump?
14. Yo mama's doctor diagnosed her with a rapid flesh eating disease.Now she only got 36 more years to live!
15.Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off,people think she's backing up!
16.Yo mama's so fat when she steps on the scale,it says "one at a time please!"
17.Yo mama's so stupid,she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico!
18.Yo mama's so old,Jurassic Park brought back memories
19.Yo mama's so ugly,when she walked into a haunted house,she came out with a paycheck !
20.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was an album for cats!
21.Yo mama's so fat,I've known her all my life and still haven't seen ALL of her!
22.Yo mama's so poor,she can't even pay attention! |