1. Put M&M's on layaway
2.Run up and down the asiles yelling,"Give me free samples,or give me death!".
3.Run up and down the asiles yelling,"Everybody stand back,I'm armed and dangerous!"
4.Play with the ring for service button's.
5.Take out a roll of toilet paper and wrap the poles.
6.Bring a friend,and hold a pillow fight in the front of the store.
7.Drop a lightbulb and say you farted and the "wind" blew it off of the shelf.
8.Bring a pet in the store.
9.Throw bean bags around
10.Play on the excersise equipment (My friend did that once,me too  )
11. Set of all the alarm clocks.
12.Make a trail of lemonaide going to the restrooms.
13.Walk up to an employee and say,"I think we have a code 3 in house wares" and see what happens.
14. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to carpeted areas.
15.Set up a tent in the camping department and say you'll only invite people to join you if they bring marshmallow's and some charcoal and a grill.
16.When someone asks you if they can help you,start to cry and say,"WHY WONT YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE?!!?"
17.Look right into a security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose,scratch your butt afterwards.
18.While handling guns in the hunting department,ask a clerk if he/she knows where the anti-deperssants are.
19.Dart around suspisiously while humming the Mission Impossible theme.
20.Hide in a clothing rack and when people look through it,shout "PICK ME!! PICK ME!!!".
21.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,shout "Oh nooo!! It's those voices again!!!".
22.Go into the fitting room and shout out,"Hey!! I'm outta toilet paper in here!!".
23. Ride those little electronic cars in the front of the store.
24. Contaminate the auto care department by spraying all the airfresheners.
25.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
25.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit
26.When there are people behind you,walk REALLY slow,especailly in narrow aisles
27.Tune all the radios to a polka station,turn them off,then turn all the volumes to max.
28.Walk up to total strangers and say such things as "Hi! I haven't seen you in SO long!" etc. See if they play along to avoid embassasment.
29.While walking through a department,say really loudly "Who buys this crap anyway!!?"
30.Ride a display bike through the store and say your taking it on a "Test drive"
31.While the cashier runs your merchandise over the scanner,look really astonished and say "OHH! MAGIC!"
32.Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
33.Drape a blanket over your head and say "...I'm batman. Come Robin!- -To the batcave!"
34.TP as much of the store as possible
35.Randomly throw things into neighboring asiles
36.Make all the calculators say "hello" upside-down
37.Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
38.Hold shopping cart races
39.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags
40. Two words: Marco Polo
41.In the auto department,practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels
42.Relax in the patio furnature department until you get kicked out.
43.Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time
44.Drag a display lounge chair all over the store.
45.Take passifires out of the package and put one on your mouth,act like a baby.
MORE TO COME,BE AWARE!!
These are for humor purposes only,if your so crazy that you try one of these acts,I'm not responsible for the damage. |