1.I can't show you my license unless you hold my beer. (Ok in Texas)
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3.Hey! You must've been doin' about 155 to keep up with me! Good job!
4.Are you Andy or Barney?
5.Your not gonna check the trunk,are you?
6. I pay your sallary!
7.Gee officer! Your terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning,too!
8.I was trying to keep up with traffic.Yes,I know there are no other cars around,that's how far ahead of me they were.
9.If the officer says,"Gee,son.Your eyes look red,have you been drinking?" You shouldn't respond with,"Gee,officer.Your eyes look glazed,have you been eating doughnuts?" |