1.For several years a man trained his dog to tell jokes and sing songs.One day he got the dog his first break ,a spot on the Tonight Show. When the dog came on stage,however,he froze and didn't say a word. On the way home,the man scolded the dog."We had a shot at stardom,and you blew it. What happened??" "I couldn't see the darn cue cards," Growled the dog.
2. A boy's father scolded him for breaking a neighbors window with a baseball."What did he say to you when you broke it?" asked the father curiously. "Do you want to hear it with or without the bad words?" replied the boy. "Without ,of course!"said the dad. "Well , then he said nothing."said the boy.
3. Two sisters came home from school crying their hearts out. "What's wrong with you both?" asked the mother. The first sister started wailing,"All of the kids at school say I have big feet," "There,there,"soothed the mother,"your feet aren't that big." She turned her attention to the other sister."Now why are you crying?" "I was invited to a ski party,but I can't find my skis." "That's okay," said the mother,"you can borrow your sisters shoes."
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