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Crosseyed's history |
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Games |
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In the mall |
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Fast Food Places |
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At The Movie's |
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At a birthday party |
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At the supermarket |
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In a Public Restroom |
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at Wal-Mart |
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at gym class |
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at a rock concert |
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at football games |
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Blonde Jokes |
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Redneck |
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Brunette |
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| You might be a redneck if.... |
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If you answer yes to all of these,then you might just be a redneck...
1. Your favorite toy as a child was an empty beer can
2.You were in the same homeroom as your mom in 5'th grade
3.Your huntin' dog's gravestone is bigger than your grandad's
4.The phrase "Taking a dip" has nothing to do with water to you
5.You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home
6.Your Christmas tree is still up in February
7.You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame
8.Your dog runs faster than your truck
9.Your dad is also your favorite uncle
10.Your grandma taught you how to roll a cigarette
11.Your boat hasn't left the driveway in over 15 years
12.A 50 GMC is considered a guesthouse to you
13.You keep a can of Raid on your kitchen table
14.Your porch is bigger than your house
15.Your coffee table is a used telephone wire spool
16.Your house has more miles on it than your car
17.There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house
18.You've ever shot anyone for looking at you
19.When you lifted up your 'fridge,the grass under it had turned yellow
20.You consider a bug-zapper and a six pack high quality entertainment
21.More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War General.
22.You think the stock market has a fence around it.
23.You think the O.J. trial was a big Minuet Maid and Sunkist taste test.
24. You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
25.Your front porch collapses and kills 3 or more dogs.
26.You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'vore.
27.You hammer bottle caps in your front door to make it look good.
28.Your mama has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
29.You or your wife owns a homemaid fur coat
30.There are more of your belongings in the local pawn shop than inside your house.
31.The Home Shopping Channel operator recognises your voice.
32.You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismal for Father's Day.
33.You perfer to burn your yard than to mow it.
34.Fewer than half your cars run.
35.Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
36.The tailight covers on your truck are made of tape.
37.Your mama has ever cussed out the principal.
38.You've ever bathed with Flea & Tick soap.
39.Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in 15 states.
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40.Your an expert on worm beds. |
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