| "ok class," the teacher said "I want a someone to raise their hand and use the word 'definitely' in a sentence." Little Amy raises her hand and says "The sky is definitely blue",but the teacher says"no,the sky can be orange or grey".Then,little Billy raises his hand and says "The grass is definitely green" but,once again,the teacher says "No,the grass can be brown in the winter.".Then Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Do farts have lumps?" "JOHNNY! Of course not!" "well ,then I DEFINITELY S*** my pants!" |