1. You just tried to enter your password in on the microwave
2.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three
3.You call your sons beeper to let him know its time to eat.He e-mails you back and asks,"What are we having?"
4.Your daughter sells girl scout cookies via her website
5.You chat several times a day to some stranger from South America,but you haven't spoken to your neighbor any this month.
6.You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea
7.You check your hair dryer to see if it's Y2K complient
8.Your grandma clogs up your e-mail box asking you to send a JPEG of your son/daughter so she can make a screen saver
9.You pull up in your driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home
10.Every commercial on TV has a website on the bottom of the screen
11.You buy a computer and a week later its out of date
12.You don't use paper money anymore,you'd rather use credit or debit
13.Cleaning the dining room to you means picking up the fast food bags from the back seat of the car
14.You don't keep in touch with anyone that doesn't have an e-mail address
15.You consider second day air delivery painfully slow
16.Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes
17.You hear most of your jokes via e-mail rather than in person
18.You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls
19.When you get offline,you get this horrible feeling,like losing a loved one
20.You wake up in the morning and get online BEFORE breakfast
21.You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail before you go back to bed
22.You start tilting you head sideways to smile :)
23.You can't find your shoes,and want to click the search button to find them
24.There are cups in your room from last month
25.You don't do the dishes because all you eat off of is paper plates
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