1. You didn't say there was any homework
2.What homework?
3.I had to go to the bathroom at a gas station,but there wasn't any toilet paper....so I used my homework.
4.My cat threw up on it.
5.I refuse to do homework,it's bad for the enviornment.
6.I used it for oragami last period.
7.I got ink all over it.
8.I gave it to you yesterday.
9.My printer was jammed.
10.My dog chewed up my disk.
11.Some freak held me hostage and took my homework...he looked like that guy that has the big afro on the village people....
12.I washed windows with it yesterday
13.It got stuck to a steam roller
14.I left it in my pocket and it got washed
15. The aliens took it back to mars as an example of fine earth literature
16.I disovered I'm illergic to pencils and pens
17.I left my brain in my locker last night
18.It's against my religion to do homework on a day ending in "y"
19.I'm motivationaly challenged
20.Oh,you meant THIS week....
21.I forgot to remember
22.Hitler has burnt my books
23.I was in the emergency room
24.I ate it out of boredom
25.I am a athesist and a pessimist.I believe in nothing
26.I might do it soon
27.There was a death in the family |