| The son of a Baptist minister was in church when he saw the rite of Baptism by immersion.The next morning he attempted to baptise his three cats in the bathtub.The kitten bore it very well,and so did the young cat,but the old family cat rebelled.SShe struggled with him,clawed and tore him and got away.He caught her again proceeded with the ceremony but she acted worse than ever.Finally,in discust,he threw her on the floor,splashed water on her and said,"Well,you just go ahead and be a Methodist if you want to!!!" |