| Okay,so this blonde is going to Louisiana on a road trip and she sees these must have alligator shoes,so she asks how much they'll cost. When the salesmen answers her,she's in shock from the high price. "Well,it they're going to cost me that much,I'll just go out and kill my own alligator!" "Suit yourself." the man replies. So,when the salesmen is driving home that afternoon,he spots the blonde in a nearby swamp. As he drives by he sees her examining the carcass of the animal.He then overhears her saying,"Oh,Man!! This one doesn't have shoes on either!!" |