Q: Who makes bras for brunetts?
A: Fischer Price
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunetts can remember them
Q: What do brunetts miss about a good party?
A:The invitation
Q: Whats black,blue,brown, and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette that has told too many blonde jokes
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache
Q: Why didn't the indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
Q: How can you tell if a brunette is lonely?
A: Check her for a pulse
Q: How do you describe a brunette whos phone rings on a Saturday night?
A: Startled
Q:How did Revlon come up with its brunette hair color?
A: By studying what oil spills does to seaweed
Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A: It doesn't show the dirt
Q:Why are most brunettes flat chested?
A: It makes it easier for them to read their t-shirts
Q: Why is the color brunette considered an evil color?
A: When was the last time YOU saw a blonde witch?
Q:What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A: A brunette rabbit
Q: Why did Mattel quit selling brunette barbies?
A: Parents felt that dandruff could become contagious
Q: How do brunettes get the tangles out of their hair?
A: With a rake
Q: What kind of costumes do brunettes wear on Halloween?
A: None.they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops
Q: Why did God make brunettes?
A: So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
Q:Where do brunettes get hair for a transplant?
A: From under their arms
Q: What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
A: The trash gets taken out at least once a week
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