1.It was my alarm clocks fault.It's never been the same since I hit it with that sledgehammer
2.I was attacked by a squad of army ants
3.I'm not actually late,I'm early for tomorrow
4.My bike ran out of gas
5.Let's just say that Bigfoot doesn't take no for an answer
6.I urinated my pants on the way and had to go to the mall and buy some new ones
7.My dog swallowed my alarm clock
8.I fell in a huge puddle and I had to wait for my clothes to dry
9.The school bus was hi-jacked
10.I couldn't jump start my alarm clock
11.I was trying to get the static charge out of my clothing
12.We have a really old toaster that takes ages to warm up in the morning
13.An elephant was hogging the water fountain |